When you go to post a new event, the example hint that you see by default may not be so appropriate for your community. By default it says:
Example: Fundraiser, "Birthday Party"
Find this in your language editor and change it to something more appropriate for your network.
HOLY CR*P!!! I can't believe I never thought of that! Man, this is perfect for me. Now I can change the example to "concert" and "performance".
Such a small detail, but a huge help. Thanks J!