Can anyone help? I'm willing to pay!
ASP does not work and never will work on a Ning site because it is server-side. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Server_Pages
If that's not enough information to help you, then I can provide further help. PM me with your budget and we can talk about it.
But in all honesty.... why not just include this page in an iframe on your Ning page or link to it?